The Revenue-Impact Incident Classifier

Some incidents matter more than others to the business. The classifier that maps incident impact to revenue, and the conversations it enables.

The model

The classifier has two dimensions: per-service revenue per minute (calculated from traffic, conversion, and average order value), and per-failure-mode percentage affected. Cross them and the headline output is dollars per minute of incident.

How to apply

Apply the classifier at postmortem time. Per-incident dollar figure goes in the postmortem; quarterly aggregation drives reliability-investment decisions because leadership conversations need numbers, not narratives.

Avoid

Three failure modes destroy the classifier. False precision (pretending estimates are exact); metric optimisation (treating the proxy as the target); public shaming (using the number to blame teams instead of inform leadership).